Sports Jokes for the Family

Sports Jokes for the Family

And now for something completely different! Sundays are a great time to relax and unwind. With that in mind, we thought we’d share some of our favorite sports jokes and riddles with you. These were gleaned from various Internet sites. And yes, they’re perfectly safe and appropriate for the young ones. Enjoy your Sunday!

 

Q: What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a tennis court?

A: Annette.

 

Q: What do an NBA basketball player and an angry bunny have in common?

A: Mad hops.

 

Q: Why did the football coach demand a refund?

A: Because he wanted his quarterback.

 

Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?

A: Because it was a boxer.

 

My neighborhood sporting goods store had a big sale on canoes. It was quite an oar-deal.

 

I was wondering why the ball looked bigger and bigger. And then it hit me.

 

Q: How do baseball players stay cool?

A: They sit next to the fans.

 

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A: In case he had a hole in one.

 

Q: Why do penguins make good race car drivers?
A: They’re always in the pole position.

 

Q: What is a cheerleader’s favorite drink?
A: Root beer.

 

Q: Why aren’t fish good at tennis?
A: They won’t go anywhere near the net.

 

Q: When is a baby good at basketball?
A: When it’s dribbling.

 

Q: Did you hear about the Wildcats team that got put on probation?

A: Turns out they were actually Cheatahs.

 

Q: Why shouldn’t you marry a tennis player?

A: Because love means nothing to them.

 

Q: Why is tennis such a loud sport?

A: Because the players raise a racquet.

 

Q: Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?
A: They hog the ball.

Yesterday I signed up for a stair-climbing competition. I better step up my game.

I couldn’t remember how to properly throw a boomerang. Then it came back to me.

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a joke while ice skating?
A: The ice might crack up.

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