The Raider Way

The Raider Way

By Lance Tominaga, ESPN Honolulu Web Editor.

It’s time now for today’s Top Ten! From our home office in sunny Waipahu, here is today’s category:

TOP TEN THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A LAS VEGAS RAIDERS FAN SAY…

No. 10: “I disagree. Pete Rozelle was a great commish.”

No. 9: “If we can’t win it all, I hope one of our divisional brethren does.”

No. 8: “Immaculate Reception? Man, that play was amazing.”

No. 7: “Actually, I think John Elway is a pretty good looking guy.”

No. 6: “They’re the Chiefs, not the Queefs.”

No. 5: “Orlando Brown needs to bulk up.”

No. 4: “The officials had it right. It was a forward pass.”

No. 3: “I sure miss JaMarcus Russell.”

No. 2: “Just do your best, baby!”

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A LAS VEGAS RAIDERS FAN SAY…

No. 1: “I’m so happy that Antonio Brown finally got a Super Bowl ring!”

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